Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I am going to Miss Mr George Bush!!

Forget about all the sentiments that are going on and the amazing speech made by the new President, I miss George Bush.

He screwed up the country, but he cleaned up a lot of bushes in his ranch. I miss George Bush.

Lot of people lost their job during his presidency, but he showed the world that a president can take two years of vacation in 8 years. I miss him.

George Bush has done so much damage to English language, like an iceberg to a Titanic. I miss him.

He was the first MBA President, who made the economy freeze like John Kerry's face(Botox) . I miss George Bush.

He was the first president who proved that you don't have to be very well educated , but have a powerful father can get what you want. I miss him

Grades don't matter, you don't have to be smart, you don't even have to do the work of a president, but you can be the President. I miss him

He proved that you don't have to be a good public speaker. I am going to wait for his speeches.

I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me., A President who gets confused with his gender , who cannot miss him.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." He does make people speechless, who can do that anymore ?

"I understand small business growth. I was one." Not sure which growth he is talking about.

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