Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Swimming and its related stories

I started swimming this summer and its always fun. There are so many memories of swimming and would like to document some of my observations

1 ) People don't care about whether you are fat or thin (Thank you America , I am not the big guy in the pool)
2 ) When I went to the Pool opening party , i was glad that I knew a bunch of people , one person is the one who organizes my place and there is another girl who helped me in finding my phone , I kept in my car and I tried to call it using the "whereismyphone.com" website , but I know it was there somewhere , but I was not able to find it.
I knocked this girls door , that too her Patio door , and asked her to help me locate my phone , to call my phone , she was kind enough to do that and also located my phone(I have fat fingers !! ). Thanks to her.
3 ) The amount of confidence you get when you know the depth of the pool is only 4 feet is a lot. Once you know that you are not going to drown and die , that takes a big zinger out of the fear of swimming, last time i heard , dieing not very cool :).
4 ) Never challenge a 10 year old girl that you can have a race with her in spite of the fact that she asks you 10 or 15 times, she can kick your butt very efficiently and dance around the pool with that creed.
5 ) Its always fun to see kids and their single moms (nice place to get to know single moms is the apartment pool ).
6 ) May be its me (or all men ), I find it sexy not when the women are in two-piece swim-wear , but wearing a simple shirt over it.
7 ) I have been going to the gym and was always thinking that the depth was 6 feet and never even ventured into the pool , I went for it and saw it was only 4 feet and its temperature controlled and next to it we have a whirlpool also. I have been paying for this for the past 3 years and never used it (Knowledge is power !! )
8 ) In the Gym , its a long stretch (may be over 25 feet), I struggle to finish one round even with 3 breaks, there was one person(may be in his early 50s) who was swimming so quick from one end to another , that before I finish one stretch , he will do 3 rounds, usually I will take it in my stride , because I will be under the impression , guys here are taught swimming from their kinder garden and I learned recently (by myself).
But after around 45 minutes when he left , I was speechless, he had only one LEG and he was not able to walk with support , but he swims like a fish. This was my source of inspiration now.
9 ) The first time when I tried to learn swimming , I had scheduled classes with the YMCA near my old place , I was working in New York and would come early for swimming. The last day of my class , they ask you to do a Dive (water depth 8 feet), I dived and sunk like a stone and I was sure that I am going to die, all good thoughts came to me and I was relieved , finally one of my swimming instructor pulled me out, it was such a nice feeling , just to come out of water and breathing. So the best thing ever said to me was "Breathe ! Breathe" , thats the best thing.
10 ) Young girls get offended when you say that they are younger than their look they do get offended, but if I said that a older woman , they would take it as a compliment.
In my Pool ,there comes a girl who says she is 14 , I tease her that she looks like 8 or 9 , she gets so mad and its fun to watch that expression. She will bring all her friends to the rescue, i am 14 and then she will kick my butt in Swimming.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

My Favorite Scene

Movie : Thank you for Smoking
Actors :
Aaron Eckhart as Nick Naylor and his son (in the movie ) Joey
Scene : Nick teaches his kid how he is able to propagate his views and ensures that he is never wrong.
Now here is the dialogue !!

Joey Naylor
: ...so what happens when you're wrong?
Nick Naylor: Whoa, Joey I'm never wrong.
Joey Naylor: But you can't always be right...
Nick Naylor: Well, if it's your job to be right, then you're never wrong.
Joey Naylor: But what if you are wrong?
Nick Naylor: OK, let's say that you're defending chocolate, and I'm defending vanilla. Now if I were to say to you: 'Vanilla is the best flavour ice-cream', you'd say...
Joey Naylor: No, chocolate is.
Nick Naylor: Exactly, but you can't win that argument... so, I'll ask you: so you think chocolate is the end all and the all of ice-cream, do you?
Joey Naylor: It's the best ice-cream, I wouldn't order any other.
Nick Naylor: Oh! So it's all chocolate for you is it?
Joey Naylor: Yes, chocolate is all I need.
Nick Naylor: Well, I need more than chocolate, and for that matter I need more than vanilla. I believe that we need freedom. And choice when it comes to our ice-cream, and that Joey Naylor, that is the defintion of liberty.
Joey Naylor: But that's not what we're talking about
Nick Naylor: Ah! But that's what I'm talking about.
Joey Naylor: ...but you didn't prove that vanilla was the best...
Nick Naylor: I didn't have to. I proved that you're wrong, and if you're wrong I'm right.
Joey Naylor: But you still didn't convince me
Nick Naylor: It's that I'm not after you. I'm after them.
[points into the crowd]

Amazing stuff, after this dialogue , I started to read all the books of Christopher Buckley , except this book all other books you should have an idea of US politics , but this is a great book with amazing dialogues and lot of ideas of public speaking, even when the entire crowd hates you.

The movie ends with the following line
Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I am going to Miss Mr George Bush!!

Forget about all the sentiments that are going on and the amazing speech made by the new President, I miss George Bush.

He screwed up the country, but he cleaned up a lot of bushes in his ranch. I miss George Bush.

Lot of people lost their job during his presidency, but he showed the world that a president can take two years of vacation in 8 years. I miss him.

George Bush has done so much damage to English language, like an iceberg to a Titanic. I miss him.

He was the first MBA President, who made the economy freeze like John Kerry's face(Botox) . I miss George Bush.

He was the first president who proved that you don't have to be very well educated , but have a powerful father can get what you want. I miss him

Grades don't matter, you don't have to be smart, you don't even have to do the work of a president, but you can be the President. I miss him

He proved that you don't have to be a good public speaker. I am going to wait for his speeches.

I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me., A President who gets confused with his gender , who cannot miss him.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." He does make people speechless, who can do that anymore ?

"I understand small business growth. I was one." Not sure which growth he is talking about.